Verse A A E When relationships are in the pits and nothing's going right, A I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site, D A fresh new grave a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight, E A She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight. Now I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date, But I thank god for mortality, now you can be my mate, I know that you've been dead a while I honestly don't mind, Cause you still have that tender smile, you've always been so kind! A E Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty, F#m D But I just don't understand, A E Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me, D A E A I'm a corpse grindin' man! I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself, I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf, You and I will have a ball I swear to God it's true, 'Cause baby you were meant for me and I was meant for you! Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty, But I just don't understand, Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me, I'm a corpse grindin' man! Be dead for me, my baby. Be dead for me, my baby. Be dead for me, my baby. Oh, baby, 'til death do we start! Your skin it has turned grey, and there's puss oozing out your eyes, But it doesn't bother me, 'cause you won't ever tell me lies, Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good, But I know you'll never leave me baby, oh even if you could! Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty, But I just don't understand, Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me, I'm a corpse grindin' man! Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty, But I just don't understand, Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me, I'm a corpse grindin' man! Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty! Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty! Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty! Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty!